HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011

                                                          HAPPY NEW YEAR -2011

“Hello! interest Maharaj”-Happy New Year. Seventeen thousand three hundred sixty eight farmers in India committed suicide in the 2010 due to poverty cum- debt in the year 2010.

Same to you- R.B.I

Hello NDA and  UPA”-Happy New Year. Five thousand miles of Indian Territory (McMahon line) is in the control of China since 1962 .(  Happy New Year-Hu Jintao ,President of China. )

Hello! India becomes the world’s leader in pending cases in the courts (3.6 crore cases).

We resolve to improve this figure-(Republic of India.) 

Hellow!11700 tons of food grain  rot in Food Corporation of India across India- Advani.

It is the result of suicides of Indian farmers who are importing wheat and rice from their heavenly abode-Pawar, Happy New Year to you. 

Hello ! Madam ,Happy new year.70 criminal cases are pending in UP for the last thirty years without investigation /trial.

Hi I am in power since two decades only and building statues to change UP into effigy  as per my manifesto -Mayawati Chief Minister of UP.

Hello! Madam. Happy New year:128 Member of Parliament in India have their criminal cases pending in courts.

 I am   an Ex IPS.I know the art of dealing with them -Meera Kumari, speaker .

GHATKARIS,PRESIDENT BJP ÁND HIS SHOW OFF ON THE WEDDING OF HIS SONAT NAGPUR

How can Ghatkari, President of BJP and his party claim to be messiah of common Indians when he himself chartered thirty private air crafts to ferry guests -MPs and MLAs including Advani, Rajnath and  Naido etc. on the wedding of his son at Nagpur. It was three day event.The cost of High Flying chartered flights means huge bills amounting Rs.70.00 to 90.00 lakh for choppers .A flight from Delhi to Chennai  will cost according to an estimate  Rs. to 2.4 to 2.65 lakhs for challenger 604 nine seater per hour .

Can he answer to us the sources of his vane and frivolous show of strength? Is he also not one of the epitomes of corrupt Rajas? Will the CBI and ED investigate this marriage scam? 

It was painful to see all of them sitting on dharna recently  in front of the statue of father of the nation demanding formation of JPC.

Will not the marriages be consummated without this show off? What will happen if this turns to be night mare for the bride and bridge groom!

                                                                     I LOVE YOU.

These days, extensively uttered  statement  in  21^st century is –I love you It is panacea of all social vices and virtues. It is passionately and freely used by socialites and celebrities of free India. Noted satirist literature may submit some of the happenings in the following way.

“Ï am A.Raja-Father of all scams in India”. “ I  love you”. (Dr.Man Mohan Singh .)

“ I am Kalmadi, organiser of Common Wealth Game Scams 2010”.” I love you.”(All .....the ......share holders.)

“ I am Adarsh House Building Society Mumbai.I am defendant of shame and shelter for you”. I love you Adarsh!”(Chavan and chii...)

Ï am yadurappa ,Chief Minister Of Krnataka,the silicon valley,of Bharat.I have allotted land to my family openly and illegally.” “I love you .”(BJP of India).

“ I am India .I have improved my rank in the world of corrupt countries.”  “ I love you Darling for this feat”  (All scammers).

“Ï am sharma, Chairman Railway Board, Lord of question paper leak. I am not ashamed of it.” “We love you ”.(The examinees of 21^st century.)

“ Ï am Nitish kumar Vikash Purush of Bihar 2010.I have won 107 plus 99 seats.”We love you Sir.” (148 criminal  MLA brothers).

“We have murdered our fiancés .We had affairs with them .We exploited and black mailed them. We exquisite their   modesty.”We love you darling.(Fiancées of 21^st century in India.)