Wednesday, December 29, 2010

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011

                                                          HAPPY NEW YEAR -2011
“Hello! interest Maharaj”-Happy New Year. Seventeen thousand three hundred sixty eight farmers in India committed suicide in the 2010 due to poverty cum- debt in the year 2010.
Same to you- R.B.I

Hello NDA and  UPA”-Happy New Year. Five thousand miles of Indian Territory (McMahon line) is in the control of China since 1962 .(  Happy New Year-Hu Jintao ,President of China. )

Hello! India becomes the world’s leader in pending cases in the courts (3.6 crore cases).
We resolve to improve this figure-(Republic of India.) 

Hellow!11700 tons of food grain  rot in Food Corporation of India across India- Advani.
It is the result of suicides of Indian farmers who are importing wheat and rice from their heavenly abode-Pawar, Happy New Year to you. 

Hello ! Madam ,Happy new year.70 criminal cases are pending in UP for the last thirty years without investigation /trial.
Hi I am in power since two decades only and building statues to change UP into effigy  as per my manifesto -Mayawati Chief Minister of UP.

Hello! Madam. Happy New year:128 Member of Parliament in India have their criminal cases pending in courts.
 I am   an Ex IPS.I know the art of dealing with them -Meera Kumari, speaker .

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